so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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