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I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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