I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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