Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
We're like a lot better than the average bears
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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