When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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