she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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