Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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