Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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