New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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