I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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