im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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