Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's great music for shaving your balls
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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