Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize