do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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