She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize