Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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