I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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