i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Randomize