So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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