i just had sex bonerless
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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