Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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