He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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