we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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