Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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