Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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