And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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