Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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