if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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