Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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