dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize