There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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