Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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