We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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