Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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