i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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