shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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