I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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