So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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