i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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