morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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