he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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