It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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