Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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