I think I am morally bankrupt
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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