Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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