scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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