How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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