He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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