This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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