So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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